recklessaband0n:

pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

^^^^

(Source: lordoftheflygons)

(Reblogged from mokomytha)

bittencupcake:

If I could I would fill chocolates with small doses of Felix Felicis and give it to people having a bad day.

(Reblogged from bittencupcake)

nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious)

(Reblogged from stevieboebi)

unbadger:

senpaidave:

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]

(Reblogged from bitternovembersoul)

leaaare:

littlelostcat:

cumstyls:

pervyplaty:

malkatz:

anonymousfragger:

vosje:

pEOPle WHO CAN WRITE

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PEOPLE whO CAN dRAW

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PEoPLE WHo CAN wriTE AND DRaW

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PEOPLE WHO CAN

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PEOPLE WHO CAN CAN

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CANS THAT CAN CAN

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And then there’s me:

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This last.gif. I´m in love.

(Reblogged from furubanut)
(Reblogged from mokomytha)

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

(Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks)

(Reblogged from parolles)

sicorey:

crudecuttlefish:

Saw this on Facebook today and I couldn’t help but laugh

(Reblogged from teemo-the-swift-scout)
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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(Reblogged from bitternovembersoul)
(Reblogged from mokomytha)
(Reblogged from shadowsevilfish)

Cosmo Sex Tip #666

katherimz:

To initiate intimacy, grasp his package and whisper “Is it secret? Is it safe?”

(Source: fearthisgenderqueer)

(Reblogged from c0sm0-s3x-t1ps)

Pizza Pie

legit-cosmo-tips:

Order a pizza, then immediately begin to have sex.

If he doesn’t cum before the pizza comes, he owes you a free pizza.

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